An encounter with Enoch
Introduction:
Sam has been a stock broker for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 10 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, heās finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded and burly Vermonter standing there.
āNameās Enochā¦ Your neighbor from two miles over the ridgeā¦ Having a party Saturday at 7ā¦ Thought youād like to come.ā
āGreat,ā says Sam, āafter six months of this Iām ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.ā
As Enoch is leaving he stops, āGotta warn you thereās gonna be some drinkinā.ā
āNot a problemā¦ After 25 years on Wall Street, I can drink with the best of āem.ā
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. āMore ānā likely gonna be some fightinā too.ā
āDamn,ā Sam thinksā¦ āTough crowd.ā āWell, I get along with people. Iāll be there. Thanks again.ā
Once again Enoch turns from the door. āIāve seen some wild sex at these parties, too.ā
āNow thatās not a problemā says Sam, āRemember Iāve been alone for six months! Iāll definitely be thereā¦ By the way, what should I wear?ā
Enoch stops in the door again and says, āWhatever you want, just gonna be the two of us.ā
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